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                   Henk, Bart and me at 
                    the junction of France and Gaule (France points out of the 
                    park, Gaule points to the park) 
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            Thursday evening we drove towards Paris to make sure we'd have 
              an entire day in the park the next day, withouth having to drive 
              there first. We found a motel next to the autoroute. We'd tried 
              a couple closer to the park but they had no vacancies. The difference 
              was only one exit on the autoroute anyway, so we didn't end up that 
              far from the park. 
            Before going to sleep we played a game of Catan (Bart had brought 
              it along) and Henk was still seeing hexagons in front of his eyes 
              in the morning. We had some breakfast at the motel and left for 
              the park. There was no trouble finding a parking spot and no queue 
              for the ticket booth. 
            
              
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                   Queueing between the 
                    shops in front of the entrance 
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            Then we had to wait for some 15 minutes at the entrance between the 
            shops. The theming there looks really nice. All the themes from Asterix 
            seem to be present: the Romans, Greeks and Goths were all recognizable 
            in the buildings (and the names on them). 
            Our first goal (nr 1 on our wishlist and maybe the main reason 
              why we wanted to go to Parc Asterix) was 'Tonnerre de Zeus'.  
              At the back of the park, far away from the entrance and hopefully 
              not much of a crowd this early in the day, we thought. 
            
              
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                   Tonnerre de Zeus 
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            There was no crowd at all. It was closed for some maintenance in 
              the morning. The same for Goudurix (steel coaster nearby). 
            
              
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                   Goudurix 
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            After a bit of cursing we went to have a look at some of the other 
              attractions. 
            We sat down at the dolphinshow. It's a very educating show. Real 
              nice to look at but it wouldn't have hurt if they had supplied a 
              french-english dictionary. Not a word english (well, the french 
              are not known to speak much english, but this is a themepark with 
              an international public). Of course we were waiting for the 'big 
              splash' from the dolphins. But not a drop of water came over the 
              edge... 
            
              
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                   La Descente du Styx 
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            By now, we'd been in the park for an hour and we still hadn't got 
              wet (on a warm sunny day even). To change this, we went to the rafts 
              (La Descente du Styx). Garantied wetness. 
            And is it turned out, this was very much so. It is a very well 
              planned ride. The width of the river varies and there are obstacles 
              in the water. As a result of this you can get stuck here and there. 
              For example right next to a fountain. The varying width also alows 
              for other rafts to pass you. 5 of them decided to be in a hury and 
              passed us. We had a lot of fun and two other people in our raft 
              were very annoyed. We did get a lot of water into the raft. 
            The plan was to get ourselves dry in the bob (new coaster in the 
              park), but on our way there we passed a few other water attractions, 
              one of which, 'Le Grand Splatch' looked very promising. So we entered 
              the queue and a little while later a boat. It starts real nice, 
              under a rock with Asterix on it. Down a slope. After that it's a 
              bit of a boring long part where you slowly travel between some trees 
              and bushes. Not very interesting (real odd, considering the great 
              theming in the rest of the park). The end is a real nice big splash 
              though. Lot's of water, nice drop. You don't get too wet, but nice. 
             
            On to the bob. Quite a long queue (new attraction this year), but 
              we decide to go for it. The track looks real nice and solid. It's 
              made of lots of little steel tubes bolted together (the result of 
              driving on these small steel tubes is a bit of a bumpy ride though). 
              The trains are 7 cars long, so they are quite stable in the tracks 
              and as a result the edges of the tracks are not that high, so you 
              have a nice view. It's a nice ride. 
            The plan was to go to the menhirs next, but we took a wrong turn. 
              We got right past some sort of waterride (sort of little rafts, 
              which can seat 6, which slide down a halfpipe with some turns) called 
              L'Oxygénarium. Since there was no queue at all, we tried 
              it. It doesn't get you wet at all, unless there's water in the rafts. 
            Being on this side of the park, we notice Goudurix is now operational, 
              so we go there. Arriving there, we notice they're using only one 
              train. Bummer. Extremely long queue, so we get ourselves something 
              to eat first and miss some show. 
             
            
              
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                   Us, on Tonnerre de Zeus 
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            Tonnerre de Zeus was now operational too, so we go over there. 
              Quite a long queue, but it's running and we really wanted to go 
              on this ride. The queue meanders through (well, under) part of the 
              tracks and it look really impressive from down there. A fair distance 
              away from the end we notice support (pole) nr 500 (supports from 
              woodies are usually numbered along the track and about 2.5m apart), 
              so we deduce there are about 600 of them and the track must be near 
              to 1.5km long. We were lookng at the part with the brakes (the queue 
              crosses under it) and see a train come in. The entire part with 
              the brakes gives way for about 10 inches when the train stops. None 
              of us had ever seen the tracks of a coaster sway like that. Having 
              had a look at the tracks from the queue, we didn't understand the 
              layout at all. Quite complicated, lot's of helixes and crossovers, 
              high speed, lot's of g-forces. It looks like a really nice coaster 
              (it's been voted the best wooden for some years now). After we finally 
              got in we had a nice look around at the top of the lifthill and 
              even from there it looks very complicated. The first drop is very 
              impressive. It goes straight into a tunnel at the bottom. After 
              that it's a lot of turns, helixes and crossovers. One more suprise 
              at the end, which shows even more how much energy is left when it 
              hits the brakes: when it was in the brakes it took a moment before 
              they were released and then the back of the car dropped back on 
              the track. It was tilted forwards in the brakes! 
            
              
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                   Me, Henk and Bart during 
                    the final drop in the Menhir Express 
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            Finally time for the menhirs. Again, quite a long queue, but not 
              as bad as the bob and Tonnerre de Zeus. Couple of French kids in 
              front of us were annoying each other. Oh well. It's a nice ride. 
              Features two seriou drops. They are better than the ones at Six 
              Flags. The last one creates a really big splash at the bottom. You 
              don't get really wet, but there's a path near there where daredevils 
              can have a look and get the water splashed over them. Bart and Henk 
              handed over their stuff and tried it. 
            Time to dry in some coaster we thought, so we check whether there's 
              2 trains running in Goudurix. On the way we squeeze in another ride 
              in L'Oxygénarium (the one with the halfpipe). Doesn't get 
              you dry though (nor any wetter). Still one train and a very long 
              queue at Goudurix, so again, no... Maybe Tonnerre again. But a very 
              long queue too and the day is getting on. 
            So we did Descente du Styx again (the rafts). This time we didn't 
              get passed by anyone and we didn't get stuck anywhere, so we hardly 
              got wet. You can't be lucky all the time. 
            
              
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                   Le Vol d'Icare 
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             Near the Styx we went on a ride called Le Vol d'Icare, which at 
              first looks to be a kiddie coaster. 3 trains, no queue. It's a bit 
              bumpy, and fairly fast for such a small coaster. A nice something 
              between a coaster and a kiddie coaster. 
             
            Since the trip home would be some 5 hours, we didn't push our stay 
              much longer. 
             
            
              
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                   Henk and Bart at the 
                    shops near the exit 
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             We did some shopping near the exit and got ourselves some souvenirs.. 
            It had been a very nice day. Pity we missed almost all the shows. 
              They would probably have been pretty good, considering the amount 
              of theming in the park and all. One drawback: it's probably all 
              in french. 
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